A city slicker looks to find that secret to life: A one bedroom thing
Finding a 1BR for Sam Masur

Today, we’ll travel with city slicker Sam Masur to see the final property on our 1-bedroom search on the Lower East Side . And then, tomorrow, the Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow theme will have run its course.
I won’t offer any spoilers about which property Sam is going to choose .
I will, however, offer a spoiler from the book itself: Sam Masur eventually has his foot amputated , the result of ongoing trauma and the diminishing returns of years of therapy aimed at restoring it to working order. In the abstract, that may sound extreme , but in the context of the book it unfolds without melodrama and feels almost inevitable.
Nevertheless, I digress .
Let’s take a look at the last leg on our tour . (Is that pun in poor taste?)
Sam’s budget ranges between $600,000 and $900,000 , and he has great credit . He’s targeting a 30-year fixed mortgage with a 6.25% interest rate , putting 20% down. His building will have elevator access , per the above.
Here’s what he’s already seen:
Today, it’s another property in the Seward Park Co-op .
List Price: $699,000
Bedrooms / Bathrooms: 1 BR/1 BA
Approx. Size: 725 SF
Monthly Carrying Charges: $1,112
Monthly Taxes: Included (co-op)
Monthly Mortgage Payment (6.25%): $3,440
Total Monthly Overhead: $4,552
Details: High-floor one-bedroom with northern exposures and abundant natural light . The apartment features hardwood floors and a flexible layout with conversion potential . Located in the Seward Park Housing Cooperative, offering full-time doorman service , fitness center , and bike room .
Commentary: This unit is nicely-priced at the lower end of the spectrum . My favorite detail, though, might be the listing video , where local man Jacob Goldman does his best cowboy impression . Why? Likely the barn doors , an efficient space-saving move that avoids doors swinging into rooms. Maybe Sam’s a barn door kind of guy, though he doesn’t strike me as much of a rancher .
In our final installment, Sam will decide which property makes the cut .



